Topic: step in and feel for me brothas and sistas
zanne46's photo
Wed 03/12/08 05:58 PM

My ass hurts from the drive, my ego is bruised from rejection, I am getting enough lines around my eyes that they are starting to look like a road atlas, and I am still single, single, single. Oh btw I have a porsche, an infinity, and am extremely well off. Please heap your feelings of sorry upon this worthy crown, Btw I was wounded in the revolutionary war charging bunker hill, but was saved by a apache helicopter that happened to be passing overhead on it's way to attack Canada. Verified war hero gets added to the list as well. BTW, did I say I was single?


possible ur profile....of what u have written ...shows one ..u really want to be single,single,single....

looking for someone to just pal around with....and maybe something might happen......

pal around and maybe is enough of a turn off....

just saying.....

:smile: :wink: flowerforyou

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Wed 03/12/08 05:58 PM

I happen to be a Star Wars fan... I saw all the films opening weekend. All of them!


Yup.. i know.. and I love you anyway.:heart:

lilith401's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:01 PM


I happen to be a Star Wars fan... I saw all the films opening weekend. All of them!


Yup.. i know.. and I love you anyway.:heart:


So see? That is not the reason. I like the self-pitying tact the OP is using here. It's getting lots of attention.... :wink:

Silntstrnger's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:02 PM


Where are you driving to?

well it was going to be miss until I heard you acquired a b/f, so I had to change directions back North, towards stl
ur meeting someone here in MO?

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:03 PM
well thank you for the tips, but I think I will remain just as I am. If a woman cannot take the fact that I am a goof, or looking for a friendship before jumping right into a hot and heavy relationship so be it. I have absolutely no problem getting interest for dates, but I am looking for the one, not one of many. I do sincerely appreciate your efort to assist me though. Oh, and bitter old men are not bitter for that which they did, they are bitter for what they did not do. Take me as I am, or GTFO

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Wed 03/12/08 06:03 PM


So see? That is not the reason. I like the self-pitying tact the OP is using here. It's getting lots of attention.... :wink:


I don't seem to remember you having a picture of you dressed like Princess Leia either. So your point is?

Bexter's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:03 PM


Hey Rob ...

I was just wondering ....... Are you single?bigsmile laugh bigsmile

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:03 PM



Where are you driving to?

well it was going to be miss until I heard you acquired a b/f, so I had to change directions back North, towards stl
ur meeting someone here in MO?
nope, just saying I am headed that way. I have no plans to meet anyone. I may just keep going to michigan

lilith401's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:04 PM

well thank you for the tips, but I think I will remain just as I am. If a woman cannot take the fact that I am a goof, or looking for a friendship before jumping right into a hot and heavy relationship so be it.


I think you got the right idea... and glad you couldn't keep the joke up for long. flowerforyou

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Wed 03/12/08 06:05 PM

well thank you for the tips, but I think I will remain just as I am. If a woman cannot take the fact that I am a goof, or looking for a friendship before jumping right into a hot and heavy relationship so be it. I have absolutely no problem getting interest for dates, but I am looking for the one, not one of many. I do sincerely appreciate your efort to assist me though. Oh, and bitter old men are not bitter for that which they did, they are bitter for what they did not do. Take me as I am, or GTFO


May the force be with you Luke!

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:06 PM



Hey Rob ...

I was just wondering ....... Are you single?bigsmile laugh bigsmile


Rob looks to see how long of a drive it is to get straight through to Alaska

brian325's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:07 PM

I'm a vagaterian:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


you like that with vagasil? laugh laugh laugh

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:07 PM


well thank you for the tips, but I think I will remain just as I am. If a woman cannot take the fact that I am a goof, or looking for a friendship before jumping right into a hot and heavy relationship so be it.


I think you got the right idea... and glad you couldn't keep the joke up for long. flowerforyou

You are real, and will forever have my respect

darkowl1's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:09 PM
hey rob, sorry man, i've got concentrated sh!t powder, if you need to throw it out the window at the other cars, just mix a little with water, it'll start stinkin' when it's good and ready, and just bail and throw......it's good therapy.drinker laugh

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Wed 03/12/08 06:09 PM


Rob looks to see how long of a drive it is to get straight through to Alaska


I've talked to her before.. She's a sweetheart! But I would imagine she will run you into the ground... You might wanna trade that light stick for a fishing pole and hunting rifle.

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:12 PM



Rob looks to see how long of a drive it is to get straight through to Alaska


I've talked to her before.. She's a sweetheart! But I would imagine she will run you into the ground... You might wanna trade that light stick for a fishing pole and hunting rifle.
what is your problem dude? If you have an issue with me perhaps you wouldn't mind stepping out of the thread and using the ignore feature.

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Wed 03/12/08 06:13 PM
Dont fight. Peace, not war!flowerforyou

barefootbaby78's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:16 PM
poor poor rob...i feel sowee for his ouchieslaugh

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Wed 03/12/08 06:18 PM
I don't have a problem! This thread is clearly one where you are joking. I was just playing along... I had no idea you were the only one allowed to joke. Sorry if I stepped on your toes.

Single_Rob's photo
Wed 03/12/08 06:21 PM
Edited by Single_Rob on Wed 03/12/08 06:22 PM

I don't have a problem! This thread is clearly one where you are joking. I was just playing along... I had no idea you were the only one allowed to joke. Sorry if I stepped on your toes.
dude, it was a joke lol. I got the joke, hell that is why the pic is there. 84 views, and 16 emails into the thread laugh laugh
reference thread earlier about thicker skin