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A 64 year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,
"I'm in love with a twenty-two year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."  
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ahahahaha thats pretty funny. Hey mr.uk1971 or ms why is it so hard to find a relationship on this site??? U have any luck with people here?
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HAHAHA
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ahahahaha thats pretty funny. Hey mr.uk1971 or ms why is it so hard to find a relationship on this site??? U have any luck with people here? |
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wow really i had no idea. Id love to be your friend :)
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ok well how bout you ladyblack67 can you answer my question? why is it so hard for me to find some one on this site?? this is a dating site rite?
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ahahaha o nvm i read your post wrong.... **** this site
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ahahahaha thats pretty funny. Hey mr.uk1971 or ms why is it so hard to find a relationship on this site??? U have any luck with people here? You are very observant. This IS a dating site. It's also a place to post interesting topics and to mett people. However, you're going about it in the totally wrong way. I have friends here who I am honoured to call friends. Luck doesn't come into it. A relationship is built up over a period of time and this section does not deal with that. |
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yupperz. and we all strive to find that
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A 64 year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
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