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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 45
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 03/12/08 02:08 PM
no ! $200 phone !! I can get tv an radio on it AND its an mp3 player an a camera , maybe a jet pack tooo I donno??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:09 PM
can it send you a cabana boy???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 03/12/08 02:11 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , I doubt it........ it says it has dating sites.........wow I"m so excited......LMFAO NOT!!! as IF THOSE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can surf the net on it maybe theres a Cabana boy rental out there somewherez....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:12 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm , I doubt it........ it says it has dating sites.........wow I"m so excited......LMFAO NOT!!! as IF THOSE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can surf the net on it maybe theres a Cabana boy rental out there somewherez.... lmaooooooooooooooooo @ dating sites!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 03/12/08 02:13 PM
----strolls in ...wearing Hawaiian shirt...carrying bamboo serving tray with two Pina colladas......... " at your service"

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 03/12/08 02:13 PM
ONLINE DATING>.......... howz about some OFFLINE DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Wed 03/12/08 02:13 PM
Holy nice weather Batman.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:14 PM
----strolls in ...wearing Hawaiian shirt...carrying bamboo serving tray with two Pina colladas......... " at your service" C'mere Cabana Boy!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 03/12/08 02:14 PM
what ever you require...i am here to serve

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:14 PM
ONLINE DATING>.......... howz about some OFFLINE DATING!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf is offline dating???? whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the man hands????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:15 PM
what ever you require...i am here to serve ohhhhhhhhhh I need a massage.........

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 03/12/08 02:15 PM
----strolls in ...wearing Hawaiian shirt...carrying bamboo serving tray with two Pina colladas......... " at your service" mmmmmmmm pretty close , Chi-Chiz are my FAVORITE DRINK swap that rum for vodka an we're stylin!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 03/12/08 02:15 PM
dating?????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 03/12/08 02:16 PM
----strolls in ...wearing Hawaiian shirt...carrying bamboo serving tray with two Pina colladas......... " at your service" mmmmmmmm pretty close , Chi-Chiz are my FAVORITE DRINK swap that rum for vodka an we're stylin!! Potato vodka , yes we have it...if that is acceptable

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:17 PM
dating????? what's that???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:17 PM
Dear diary...why am I tired before I go to work??? Im thinking its that eating thing again!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 03/12/08 02:17 PM
dating????? what's that??? i would settle for some one groping me on the subway

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Wed 03/12/08 02:18 PM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 03/12/08 02:18 PM
dating????? what's that??? its when you put dates in the bran muffins??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 03/12/08 02:18 PM
dating????? what's that??? i would settle for some one groping me on the subway or maybe some cheap sex????