She walked in off of the
Street with fire in her hair
And said her truck was broke
Down about a mile back down
The road he was covered in sweat
And oil as he looked up at her
With those green eye's of his
As he said let's go see what
The trouble is as they jumped
In his work truck his hair flowing
In the wind with the window down

She was watching him the whole time
As they pulled up to her truck
He popped the hood open and had
A look at them fine good's as his
Hand caressed around looking for
The trouble to be found as it
Started to tremble and shake
Under the open hood he had just
The right tool to insert to fix
It all as he grew more sweaty
And his breathing increased
To match the speed of her engine
At full speed as the truck rocked
Back and forth until you heard
A carb Back fire a sinking sound
And enjoyable as it was she looked at
Him because he had made her motor run

I just bet you could make my motor purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

But i thought you did not like car talk

Hey ....I am a woman who reserve the right to change my mind!

See i won you over
To the dark side we have the best Cookies

Baby....it's not your cookies I am after!
It's your tools!

Did some one say Tools

Tools.
Tools.
Tools.
Oh my God.
Tools.
Let's get some Tools.
Let's get some Tools.
Let's get some Tools.
Let's get some Tools.
Tools.
Tools.
Tools.
Oh, my God, Tools.
Tools.
These Tools rule.
These Tools suck.
These Tools rule.
These Tools suck!
Tools.
Tools.
Tools.
Oh, my God, Tools.
These Tools rule.
These Tools suck.
These Tools suck.
These Tools suck!
I think you have too many Tools.
Shut up!
I think you have too many Tools.
Shut up!
I think you have too many Tools.
Shut up!
I think you have too many Tools.
Shut up!
Stupid girl.
Stupid girl.
Let's get some Tools.
Let's party.
These Tools are three hundred dollars.
These Tools are three hundred dollars.
These Tools are three hundred ****ing dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Um...this style is out . I don't think we can get them till next week.
I mean, your order is kind of big .
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way Bastard ,
F**K YOU
F**K YOU
F**K YOU
F**K YOU


the Man version

DD just wait till you know who get's up and reads all about Cars
And Tools again

Purple are you up yet

HAHAHAHAAH I love the MAN version ... right on

*Throws a wrench at Gypsy and pliars at Purple!!


Time to get up girls...

Pokes them both with a half-inch drive Torque Wrench .... ratchet THAT UP

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blah fhdfshkjfaldskjhdsa fadhjkl;sdasdfaj

nananaaaaaaaaaaaaanoooooooooooonoooooooooooooooo arghhhhhhhhhhhh sddjkslsdafkljasdfjlksad

Dear diary....I hate waking up.....

Dang it worked TTO

GYPSY!!!!! I didn't think you were EVA gonna wake up!!

<---sprays the diary with perfume and gets out the teapot and fine china........




<------throws out the grease rags, car parts andddddddddddddddd stupid man underwear on the diary floor

My cat woke me up.....he kept patting my hair with his paws.....and purrrrrrrrrring loudly and being all cute!!

Morning fresh, tall, black