>
> Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
>
> meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father."The
> priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."Then the priest
> asked
> the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?""Certainly, Father," was
> the
> man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the
> priest.Then
> Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to
> heaven?"O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't
> believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to
> go
> to heaven?"O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. ; ; ; I thought you
> were
> getting a group together to go right now."
>
>
>