A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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A young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”


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Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too
late.”

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