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| Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4 | |
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This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a B****.
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This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a B****. Mitch Hedberg 
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Rice is really great when yer hungry for 2000 of something
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Rice is really great when yer hungry for 2000 of something Mitch Hedberg
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the **** does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps **** fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
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I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.
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Ah i live for random comments.
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I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was. Mitch Hedberg I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. Mitch Hedberg |
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
Mitch Hedberg
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ONe more then I'm going for another beer
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes. Mitch Hedberg |
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I got some questions that have plagued me for years....
What makes the teflon stick to the pan??? Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurs? When one side of the horse goes, so does t'other Why do they call 'em buildings when they're already done buildin' 'em, they oughta call 'em builts..or in the case of where I live, a crumbling. If yogurt goes bad, how can you tell? Why does a man have nipples and no tits? I mean, does a plumber put a faucet on the wall with no pipe?? |
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wonders if i have all ingredients for cin rolls?
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I got some questions that have plagued me for years.... What makes the teflon stick to the pan??? Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurs? When one side of the horse goes, so does t'other Why do they call 'em buildings when they're already done buildin' 'em, they oughta call 'em builts..or in the case of where I live, a crumbling. If yogurt goes bad, how can you tell? Why does a man have nipples and no tits? I mean, does a plumber put a faucet on the wall with no pipe?? I have that one on VHS |
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I got into a fight with my rice Krispies this morning i distinctly heard snap .........carackle.....**** him
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I heard that like 27 years ago and I never forgot it
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are you all philosophizing in here this evening?
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I heard that like 27 years ago and I never forgot it
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I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
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are you all philosophizing in here this evening? hmmmm Can't you tell??? lol ^5s 'Loo
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