Stascz and Janos went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Stascz had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.

Janos waited for Stascz...and waited, and waited. Finally, he looked inside and saw Stascz stirring around in the outhouse muck with a long stick.

"Stascz, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the ****?" he yells.

"I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains.

"It's the one my momma gave me,"

Janos shakes his head.

"You're crazy--you not gonna wear that thing now, are you?"

"Hell no," Stascz assures him, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"