CINDERELLA wanted to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother wouldn't let her. As Cinderella sat crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appeared, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needed to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."



Cinderella agreed. "What's the second condition?"



"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."



Cinderella agreed to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour came and went goes, and Cinderella hadn¢t shown up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella showed up, looking love struck and very satisfied.



"Where have you been?" demanded the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!"



"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."



The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"



Cinderella replied, "I can't remember exactly; Peter , Peter , something or other."