Topic: One Man's Prayer
ckitchin's photo
Sat 03/08/08 10:08 PM
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
If I wake and it is gone
I hope to find it on the lawn
I hope the dog that's running free
Doesn't see this part of me
Much precautions I must take
To keep this part of me to sake
Much attention I must pay
To assure I put the knives away
The mower, the chainsaw, the hatchet too
Why there's no telling what she'll do
To rid me of my manly charm
I must keep it safe from harm.
I cross my fingers as I close my eyes
And cross my legs to avoid surprise.

Wayne Bobbit

vegasgirl2007's photo
Sat 03/08/08 10:11 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

johncarl's photo
Sat 03/08/08 10:12 PM
they fixed him after it and he went on to make a good movielaugh laugh laugh i like the plot and the musiclaugh laugh laugh

the_don6972's photo
Sat 03/08/08 10:12 PM
noway noway noway noway that is so not cool, my my manhood no chop chop

willy_cents's photo
Sat 03/08/08 10:13 PM
huh