Topic: Could This Be MY Kids?
uk1971's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:19 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sat 03/08/08 09:19 PM
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, these are funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

bigsmile glasses

the_don6972's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:21 PM
laugh oh gawdlaugh

lookingformrright8's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:21 PM
what a shame. sad how most of them were boys that were bing talked about

lookingformrright8's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:22 PM
should be the teacher is stupid b/c the teacher has to be able to teach all abilities and not just those who are able to excell on learning type.

daffodildays's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:26 PM
One of my son's teachers told parents at the beginning of school meeting:

Some of the children will go on to be engineers, teachers, computer technicians but we have to accept that some of them will be flipping burgers.


MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:27 PM
laugh laugh laugh

the_don6972's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:29 PM

what a shame. sad how most of them were boys that were bing talked about

i do believe there was only a direct mention of it being about a boy three times, last time i checked 3 out of 12 is not half or more

lookingformrright8's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:31 PM
i didnt say half tho did I haha i just said most and I meant there were more boy related ones than any other.