Topic: Rubber Gloves
uk1971's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:14 PM
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,
you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?"
he asked.
"No, I don't,"
she replied.
"Well," he spoofed,
"There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried,"
he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?"
he asked
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working.

bigsmile glasses

GolfBear's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:15 PM
laugh laugh awsomelaugh bigsmile

bgeorge's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:16 PM
snap!!!! now grab your ankleslaugh :tongue: laugh

the_don6972's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:19 PM
she sounds like my grandmalaugh laugh laugh

bgeorge's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:20 PM

she sounds like my grandmalaugh laugh laugh

i think i am your grandmalaugh