A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet Alligator by his side.
He puts the Alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this Alligators mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute."
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmered their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his johnson and related parts in the Alligators mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on top it's head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up........."I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!!"

gotta love them blondes

thats just like the old wyoming and california guys

<<<--------------"Not blonde!!!"