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Topic: Three little boys
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 03/08/08 06:09 PM
The teacher asks her class of 8 year olds, "If you could be covered in anything apart from skin, what would it be? Tommy says. "I'd be covered in gold dust. 'Cos gold is valuable, and if I scratched some off, then I could buy a BMW." Freddie says, "I'd be covered in platinum. 'Cos platinum is more valuable than gold, and if I scratched some off, then I could buy a ferrarri." Little Johnny says, "I'd be covered in pubic hair. 'cos my sister's got a patch THAT big and you should see the cars that're parked outside her house!"

Troyd879 Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 542	Sat 03/08/08 06:11 PM
ROFL

GolfBear Joined Tue 12/26/06 Posts: 1194	Sat 03/08/08 06:11 PM
ROTFLMAO

VirginVirgo Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 761	Sat 03/08/08 06:13 PM
omg lol funny guy

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LMMFAO that was cute Tom

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