Some women all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they`d be right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The first was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The second was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The third was very happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at coffee break, the first two women mentioned leaving early again, and asked the third if she was with them.

"NO WAY!" she exclaimed, "I almost got caught yesterday!"

Heard this one both ways now.