A woman,not very attractive, with two children were walking into wal-mart, screaming at her boys , being very loud............The wal-mart greeter at the door way to the store says: Hi and welcome to wal-mart...Are those twins mam?
She looks at the guy, and out of her mouth she says, hell no they are not twins........one is 9 and the other is 4.......are you that stupid?
the wal-mart greeter says no mam, i am not stupid at all, i just can't believe you got laid twice. enjoy your shopping at walmart............

Welcome to walmart get your sh!t & get out

funny.....thats very funny.


i am going to go back to playing with myself












chess, i swear i was playing chess