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| Topic: INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE O F ANSWERPHONE MESSAGES | |
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My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number and any message, we’ll get back to you as we’re finished.
A is for Academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why I’m not here; So leave a message after the tone. Hi, this is Tom: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my friend, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money. Hi. Now you say something. Hi. I’m not home at the moment, but my answer phone is. So you can talk to it after the tone. Hello. I’m Tom’s answer phone, what are you? Hello, if you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I’ll call you straight back. Hi. Johns’ answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with some of these magnets. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owner does not need sliding windows, or, a hot tub. His carpets are clean. He gives to charity through his office, and does not need his picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number, and he’ll get back to you. This is not an answering machine. This is a Telepathic Thought Recording Device. After the tone, think about your name, number and your reason for calling, and I’ll think about calling you back. If you are a burglar, then I’m probably at home, cleaning my weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, I’m probably not at home, and it’s safe for you to leave a message. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and used by me. Hi. This is Tom. Please leave a message after the tone. If, however, you’ve dialled a wrong number, don’t worry, the phone was ringing anyway. And Finally Hello. You’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now, because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right…really slowly, so, leave a message and when we’ve finished brushing our teeth, we’ll call you back.   |
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