Why dont birds wear underwear?

















































Because their peckers are on their faces.

haha

And take away the birdbaths and dirty birds will soon be everywhere
Take away their feathers and the birds'll walk around in underwear
Take away their (*Whistle sound) and the birds'll have to whisper
when they sing
Take away their common sense and they'll be headed southward in the spring

cho: Oh, remember me my darling, when spring is in the air
When the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walkin' southward in their dirty underwear
It's The Tennessee Birdwalk.

the goose wears underwear

i know for a fact

cause they are

down

with it