Topic: Are You A Sleep Slut?
whispertoascream's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:20 PM
Edited by whispertoascream on Fri 03/07/08 01:20 PM
I found this in an Urban dictionary. And again thought I would share.

Sleep Slut


One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.

Example Given From The Dictionary

Within minutes of boarding the commuter train Mark was fast asleep. Marks sleep slut powers were legendary in that he was always able to wake before his stop.


I am just like Mark. If I know I am going for a long trip (an hour or more) I will fall asleep in minutes and wake up just as we are pulling into out destination.



Cambolaya65's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:22 PM
i guess im a sleep skank yawn

Starhawk's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:23 PM
I saw A Cereal once called (Sleep Nuts)

damnitscloudy's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:29 PM
I sleep as much as I can, but I can't sleep while traveling laugh And whats wrong with valuing sleep above all else? Women are crazy, work sucks and its cold outside, so sleep is the only past time that is good laugh drinker

azrae1l's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:30 PM
no i'm not asleep and how dare you call me a slut!!!!

no photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:37 PM
i USED to be a sleep slut and now Im a sleep deprivation pervert....noway

toastedoranges's photo
Fri 03/07/08 01:56 PM
no, i'm not. rarely can i sleep more than 9 hours, i wake up every hour or so for a few minutes, and i very frequently sleep for 5 hours at most(not counting the loss of sleep by constant waking)

IndianaJoans's photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:14 PM

I found this in an Urban dictionary. And again thought I would share.

Sleep Slut


One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.

Example Given From The Dictionary

Within minutes of boarding the commuter train Mark was fast asleep. Marks sleep slut powers were legendary in that he was always able to wake before his stop.


I am just like Mark. If I know I am going for a long trip (an hour or more) I will fall asleep in minutes and wake up just as we are pulling into out destination.




I thought the question was "are you asleep slut?" and though I have never been asked that my response would have been a fist to the groin acorns. laugh

no photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:16 PM
Sounds like me, think I'll go sleep for a bit.

no photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:16 PM
not by definition...i love to sleep but it take me hours to fall asleep.

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:17 PM
Yes... As well as other forms of sluts & I'm a filthy whore!!bigsmile

hellkitten54's photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:32 PM
I'm a born again sleep virgin.:cry:

SharpShooter10's photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:32 PM
ahhhh, sleep,

The_Unforgiven's photo
Fri 03/07/08 02:34 PM
Nah I'm Just A Tiger In The Sack! Lol.drinker devil drinker