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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 42 | |
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he poops on my daughters floor about every two months  he pooped on her floor last week , an my sons floor today , as soon as I got up he headed for the door an I was sniffin around HE KNEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD KITTY !
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and you have the text message breakup lyrics????
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let me borrow that top betch...
Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Lend me that top |
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<-----what about this top instead??
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<-----what about this top instead??
Gimme that ****ing top betch Come on betch Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Gimme that top Gimme that ****ing top betch Gimme that ****ing top betch |
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Dear diary.........have we created a monster???
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No .....is it 5 yet???
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You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You f**k up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the **** on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you s**t. If you don't like it you can lick my f**king cl*t, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just f**k you, deck! "What a piece of ****" "I can't believe he did that" "What a f**king douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go f**k yourself you piece of s**t" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck |
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No woman.........no cry!!! say say
hey lil sister dont shed your tears No woman no cry say say 
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and you have the text message breakup lyrics????
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You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You f**k up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the **** on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you s**t. If you don't like it you can lick my f**king cl*t, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just f**k you, deck! "What a piece of ****" "I can't believe he did that" "What a f**king douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go f**k yourself you piece of s**t" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck |
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You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You f**k up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the **** on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you s**t. If you don't like it you can lick my f**king cl*t, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just f**k you, deck! "What a piece of ****" "I can't believe he did that" "What a f**king douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go f**k yourself you piece of s**t" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck
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I like that one the Best to
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ants are crawling on me......
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I NEED AN EXTERMINATOR!!!
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my daughter informed me the other day AFTER I got out of the baththat there was ants on the TOWELS!! I found out the hard way
they where all over me , in my house coat biting me !!!  
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Kelly Let Me Borrow That Top Lyrics
Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top I wanna borrow that top That's such a cute top That's a cute top I wanna borrow it Let me borrow the top Aren't we friends? Aren't we friends? So what's the problem? Lemme borrow the top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that f**king top! Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Lend me that top What are you saving it for? You're not even wearing it You're not gonna wear it So lemme borrow it I've already been to the mall (Galleria) I've already been to the mall I've already been to the mall And it SUCKED! (Gallllleria... Diarhea) I've already been to heaven I've already been to heaven I've already been to heaven After 5 minutes I was like \"let's go\" (Galllllla - f**k it!) Gimme that f**king top betch Come on betch Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Gimme that top Gimme that f**king top betch Gimme that f**king top betch F**k you! F**k you fat betch! Oh yeah I said you're fat! Yeah I said you're fat! You're a fat ****ing betch 'cause you won't lemme borrow that f**king top! F**k you! F**k you! F**k you with something hard and sandpapery! Betch Betch Betch You're not my friend! |
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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE???? WHY DO I HAVE ANTS/?????
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effing ants and my toilet is broken and what else??? it comes in 3s soooooooooooo maybe the hot water tank will blow up or something???
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I'm TRYING to keep all the food an crumbs an stuff CLEAN counters are ALWAYS covered in crumbs damn kids!! I wiped them down before I went to bed and theres ants an crumbs every where in the morning .............hmmmmmmmmmm and pooop , 3 eh,,,wonder whats next........
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