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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 42
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 09:50 AM
he poops on my daughters floor about every two months he pooped on her floor last week , an my sons floor today , as soon as I got up he headed for the door an I was sniffin around HE KNEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD KITTY ! ya need to put a cork in it!!! Nip it in the butt!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 09:51 AM
and you have the text message breakup lyrics????

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 03/07/08 09:52 AM
let me borrow that top betch... <------this top??? Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Lend me that top

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 09:54 AM
<-----what about this top instead??

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 03/07/08 09:55 AM
<-----what about this top instead?? Gimme that **ing top betch Come on betch Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Gimme that top Gimme that ing top betch Gimme that **ing top betch

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 09:55 AM
Dear diary.........have we created a monster???

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 03/07/08 09:57 AM
No .....is it 5 yet???

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Fri 03/07/08 09:58 AM
You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You fk up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you st. If you don't like it you can lick my f*king clt, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just fk you, deck! "What a piece of " "I can't believe he did that" "What a fking douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go fk yourself you piece of st" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 09:59 AM
No woman.........no cry!!! say say hey lil sister dont shed your tears No woman no cry say say

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Fri 03/07/08 09:59 AM
and you have the text message breakup lyrics???? Black can find it all

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:00 AM
You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You fk up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you st. If you don't like it you can lick my f*king clt, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just fk you, deck! "What a piece of " "I can't believe he did that" "What a fking douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go fk yourself you piece of st" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:00 AM
You couldn't do it in person You had to text message breakup You fk up Oh my God, I'm gunna throw up You couldn't even spell "break" right B-R-A-K-E That's in your car, dummy And I'm not gonna take this disgrace I'll be like mase in your face on my space Just you wait until you read the on you I'm gonna blog about You like text so much, how much you like it now? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup After two years? You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup You did a text message breakup Get a clue, I'll go Alanis Morissette on you I'm blog and text and post and host Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast My ex B/F is a cyber space coward and he plays with his a$$hole in the shower I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was I'm just like President Bush would be in a gay parade in Texas I'm gonna spit until you st. If you don't like it you can lick my f*king clt, for once You did a text message breakup Oh my God You did a text message breakup I mean we got a dog You did a text message breakup You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shetbag. You did a text message breakup String up a sack You did a text message breakup I want all my stuff back You did a text message breakup Get a clue, no, let the clues be lost just fk you, deck! "What a piece of " "I can't believe he did that" "What a fking douchebag" "Why can't he figure it out" "What a loser, I mean Jesus" "If you ever get a girlfriend" "What, are you kidding me?" "You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser" "You're an a$$" "Go fk yourself you piece of st" "I can't believe that crap, I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail" I use the same weapon against you cause I can type too Ex B/F foreva, deck You're my ex B/F foreva, deck LMAO THATS MY SON'S FAVOURITE OF THEM ALL!!!

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Fri 03/07/08 10:03 AM
I like that one the Best to

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:04 AM
ants are crawling on me......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:05 AM
I NEED AN EXTERMINATOR!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 03/07/08 10:06 AM
my daughter informed me the other day AFTER I got out of the baththat there was ants on the TOWELS!! I found out the hard way they where all over me , in my house coat biting me !!!

Blackfox12 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4330	Fri 03/07/08 10:06 AM
Kelly Let Me Borrow That Top Lyrics Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top I wanna borrow that top That's such a cute top That's a cute top I wanna borrow it Let me borrow the top Aren't we friends? Aren't we friends? So what's the problem? Lemme borrow the top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that top Let me borrow that fking top! Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Don't be a betch Lend me that top What are you saving it for? You're not even wearing it You're not gonna wear it So lemme borrow it I've already been to the mall (Galleria) I've already been to the mall I've already been to the mall And it SUCKED! (Gallllleria... Diarhea) I've already been to heaven I've already been to heaven I've already been to heaven After 5 minutes I was like \"let's go\" (Galllllla - fk it!) Gimme that fking top betch Come on betch Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Gimme that top Gimme that fking top betch Gimme that fking top betch Fk you! Fk you fat betch! Oh yeah I said you're fat! Yeah I said you're fat! You're a fat ing betch 'cause you won't lemme borrow that fking top! Fk you! Fk you! F**k you with something hard and sandpapery! Betch Betch Betch You're not my friend!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:08 AM
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE???? WHY DO I HAVE ANTS/?????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 03/07/08 10:09 AM
effing ants and my toilet is broken and what else??? it comes in 3s soooooooooooo maybe the hot water tank will blow up or something???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 03/07/08 10:13 AM
I'm TRYING to keep all the food an crumbs an stuff CLEAN counters are ALWAYS covered in crumbs damn kids!! I wiped them down before I went to bed and theres ants an crumbs every where in the morning .............hmmmmmmmmmm and pooop , 3 eh,,,wonder whats next........