A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big.I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes,I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed,the husband is feeling a little frisky...
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off."What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

woulda like to have seen the look on hizzz face

ROFLMAO....

Whoop! I'll measure his....

lmao