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Now I have to find some dude to hold my hair back while I vomit from word vomit .. whoot whoot I love that phrase .. I have to use it three times to steal it from hiker ..
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Oh, is that the code?
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A horse goes in a saloon, walks up to the bar, and sits down. Bartender says, "hey buddy, why the long face?"
 Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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Three stings walk into a bar there is a sign on the door that says no strings allowed.
One string messes up his hair They walk into the bar and the bartender says "We don't server strings in here" And the one string says "I'm a freyed knot." Get it....afraid not...freyed knot.... I know I'll watch the shinies again..... |
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking." |
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  |
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I'm such a perv...
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Here's more... discharge, disgorge, emit, eruct, eructate, erupt, give off, gush, irrupt, vent... I have it verbal discharge..... that just sounds discusting..... LOVE IT!!!!!! let's ask the mods to rename that forum! pssssst! hiker! should I change my name?
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That's why they call humor "gags." And poetry putrid.
You must be using that night time stuff. They day stuff doesn't have alcohol in it. But the night stuff will help you get to sleep. |
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That one was funny lilth .. see I like a funny joke ..
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It helped that we're pervs too, well okay, I AM... |
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That one was funny lilth .. see I like a funny joke .. Hey mine was funny..... 
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Each has something to share. I think it may be just the medicine. I had a bad reaction to cold medicine before, made me as your title specifies.
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Each has something to share. I think it may be just the medicine. I had a bad reaction to cold medicine before, made me as your title specifies. lol you think I think that there is such a thing has taste lol and some don't have it .. or judgement of thier own work of course they have something to share they jsut don't need it to rhyme |
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Hope you don't think this is word vomit,,,
But had to go get my comet,,, After reading your posts,,,, I upchucked my toast,,,,, I cleaned up the sink,,,, Used air freshner for the stink,,,, But those jokes made me feel in the pink  |
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Hope you don't think this is word vomit,,, But had to go get my comet,,, After reading your posts,,,, I upchucked my toast,,,,, I cleaned up the sink,,,, Used air freshner for the stink,,,, But those jokes made me feel in the pink me thinks that your rhyming skills may just fit the bordom bills unfortunatly I can not spare any shillz for your wonderful skillz... |
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Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!?
 Don't I get me a prize? Personally,,,there are some threads I just stay away from But hey, thats just me,,I'm an uncultured, chum smelling, bare foot, native, hippie island chick anyway What the hell do I know  
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Hope you don't think this is word vomit,,, But had to go get my comet,,, After reading your posts,,,, I upchucked my toast,,,,, I cleaned up the sink,,,, Used air freshner for the stink,,,, But those jokes made me feel in the pink
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Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!? Don't I get me a prize? Personally,,,there are some threads I just stay away from But hey, thats just me,,I'm an uncultured, chum smelling, bare foot, native, hippie island chick anyway What the hell do I know Well I'm a partially cultered however over shadowed by my Irish decent and my hillbilly upbring, hippy grateful dead chasing self... so i'm about the same speed as you....
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