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Topic: Dear Dairy
yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Wed 03/05/08 05:05 PM
Dear Dairy: I taught my cow how to sit on some of those little bottles today. It worked out pretty well. Then I got me a two percent cow. It started giving me two percent milk! Tomorrow, I'll be getting some little oranges. I feel like making some small orange juice! Yours, farmer (not!) George

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/05/08 05:24 PM
Dear Diary, I thought I saw another Diary... I did I did....I did see another Diary?! Stop the Insanity!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 05:28 PM
We could rename this one the Ranchers Journal!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Wed 03/05/08 05:28 PM
Holy crap!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 05:30 PM


SharonM45458 Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 5694	Wed 03/05/08 05:33 PM
Dear Dairy, I am tired of working in the healthcare field. I want to move to the country and work on a pig farm. I think pigs are nicer than alot of people. Wonder what kinda skills I will need for that.

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Wed 03/05/08 05:36 PM
Dear Dairy: My rooster found a white toy football today. He called the hens over and said "look at this. I don't mean to complain but...;." p.s. When it gets hot this summer, I'd appreciate it if you hens refrain from laying your eggs in the already hard boiled state. Yours, Farmer George

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 05:36 PM
..............they are VERY stinky!!!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Wed 03/05/08 05:38 PM
Indeed. I lived by a turkey farm when I was a kid that was bad too.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/05/08 05:39 PM
Dear Diary, I smell a big fat farm rat! There is suspiciousness and skepticism running rampant on the farmstead!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 05:40 PM Edited by FreshMountainAir on Wed 03/05/08 05:41 PM
I think there is even talk of mutiny amongst the sheep.....

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Wed 03/05/08 05:40 PM
I was watching some thing on USA or someplace yesterday. They were making composted fertilizer out of turkey droppings. Then, the TV from Louisville today said the local sewer plant made fertilizer used throughout Kentucky and southern Indiana. Talk about raising a stink! I've long been fascinated by things agricultural, though I have no farm background. I live in town but we're surrounded by farms in this 5000 person community. It's like the corn, man. They say it's knee high by the fourth of July, you know?

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 05:42 PM
I shall call this the faux Diary.....

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 03/05/08 05:43 PM
I was watching some thing on USA or someplace yesterday. They were making composted fertilizer out of turkey droppings. Then, the TV from Louisville today said the local sewer plant made fertilizer used throughout Kentucky and southern Indiana. Talk about raising a stink! I've long been fascinated by things agricultural, though I have no farm background. I live in town but we're surrounded by farms in this 5000 person community. It's like the corn, man. They say it's knee high by the fourth of July, you know? I'm from the midwest. corn and soy!! even wheat! HOGS baby smell that MONEY

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 07:10 PM
Maybe so but I have been around them and they STINK!

SharonM45458 Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 5694	Wed 03/05/08 07:12 PM
Don't they say that pigs are actually very clean animals?

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Wed 03/05/08 07:18 PM
They may say that but I can tell you for sure that pig farms are REALLY ripe!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Fri 03/07/08 12:04 AM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 03/07/08 12:18 AM


s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Fri 03/07/08 12:24 AM
Dear Diary, Where is the mad diarist? Off making little juices? You can't just start a new Diary then leave everybody hanging!? We want to know what happened to the 2% cow and that Pakistani gentleman!