Topic: Impossible to Please
mtnguy's photo
Wed 12/27/06 11:08 PM

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with
a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their
boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor
has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the
men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and
handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are
tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors
left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and
handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize
that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing,
they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor
was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Marie55's photo
Wed 12/27/06 11:42 PM
Cute joke, but we are not all impossible to please, but hopefully
getting more selective with age.

sweetcountrygirl's photo
Wed 12/27/06 11:50 PM
Aww heck,
It funny!!
lol!!!

Marie55's photo
Wed 12/27/06 11:59 PM
I know it is, I like the jokes that come on here.

no photo
Thu 12/28/06 07:57 AM
lol..you may find that tehre are no an awful lo of women on that top
floor tho

no photo
Fri 12/29/06 02:17 PM
I goin to the top floor

no photo
Fri 12/29/06 06:04 PM
this joke or one very similar but worded better has already been posted
awhile back

goosefraba's photo
Sat 12/30/06 12:35 AM
THATS FUNNY AS HELL