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Topic: BLONDE JOKE, NOTHING PERSONAL LADIES
no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Tue 03/04/08 11:55 PM
THREE WOMEN GET ALL BUNDLED UP TO GO CHRISTMAS CAROLING, ONE BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD, AND A BLONDE. NOW THEY'RE ALL BUNDLED UP , FROM HEAD TO FOOT AND YOU CAN'T TELL WHO IS WHO, WHICH ONE IS THE BLONDE?

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Tue 03/04/08 11:55 PM
THREE WOMEN GET ALL BUNDLED UP TO GO CHRISTMAS CAROLING, ONE BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD, AND A BLONDE. NOW THEY'RE ALL BUNDLED UP , FROM HEAD TO FOOT AND YOU CAN'T TELL WHO IS WHO, WHICH ONE IS THE BLONDE?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Tue 03/04/08 11:57 PM


harley46 Joined Thu 02/28/08 Posts: 387	Tue 03/04/08 11:59 PM


no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:00 AM
C, THAT'S WHY I SAID , NOTHING PERSONAL

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Wed 03/05/08 12:00 AM
th one with blond hair

AuddyMarie Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 2	Wed 03/05/08 12:01 AM
Hmmm....

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:01 AM
SHE'S THE ONE CARRYING THE EASTER BASKET

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Wed 03/05/08 12:03 AM
SHE'S THE ONE CARRYING THE EASTER BASKET

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:03 AM
JUST A JOKE DARLIN

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Wed 03/05/08 12:04 AM
JUST A JOKE DARLIN lol I know I'm only messin with ya

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:05 AM
JUST A JOKE DARLIN

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:05 AM
OK

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Wed 03/05/08 12:09 AM


DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Wed 03/05/08 12:10 AM
SHE'S THE ONE CARRYING THE EASTER BASKET

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Wed 03/05/08 12:11 AM
what easterbaskett

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:16 AM
A BLONDE WALKS INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE COMPLAINING OF A STOMACHE ACHE, DOC CHECKS HER OUT, FINDS NOTHING WRONG. GIVES HER A COUPLE OF ASPIRIN AND TELLS HER TO COME BACK IF PROBLEM PERSIST'S. SURE ENOUGH TWO WEEKS LATER SHE'S BACK IN THE DOC'S OFFICE W/ SAME AILMENT. DOC CHECKS HER OUT AGAIN AND STILL FINDS NOTHING WRONG, GIVES HER A COUPLE MORE ASPIRIN, TELLS HER TO COME BACK IF PROBLEM PERSIST'S. THREE WEEKS LATER, HERE SHE IS AGAIN W/ SAME PROBLEM. DOC SCRATCHES HIS HEAD, TAKES A FEW XRAYS, SAYS AH HA, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM REIGHT THERE, YOU'RE PREGNANT. GIRL SITS THERE FOR A MOMENT THEN SAYS WITH A BEWILDERED LOOK ON HER FACE, ARE YOU SURE ITS MINE

no1ghost Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 51	Wed 03/05/08 12:18 AM
A BLONDE WALKS INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE COMPLAINING OF A STOMACHE ACHE, DOC CHECKS HER OUT, FINDS NOTHING WRONG. GIVES HER A COUPLE OF ASPIRIN AND TELLS HER TO COME BACK IF PROBLEM PERSIST'S. SURE ENOUGH TWO WEEKS LATER SHE'S BACK IN THE DOC'S OFFICE W/ SAME AILMENT. DOC CHECKS HER OUT AGAIN AND STILL FINDS NOTHING WRONG, GIVES HER A COUPLE MORE ASPIRIN, TELLS HER TO COME BACK IF PROBLEM PERSIST'S. THREE WEEKS LATER, HERE SHE IS AGAIN W/ SAME PROBLEM. DOC SCRATCHES HIS HEAD, TAKES A FEW XRAYS, SAYS AH HA, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM REIGHT THERE, YOU'RE PREGNANT. GIRL SITS THERE FOR A MOMENT THEN SAYS WITH A BEWILDERED LOOK ON HER FACE, ARE YOU SURE ITS MINE

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fun_flirty Joined Mon 02/11/08 Posts: 1550	Wed 03/05/08 12:28 AM
gee thx guys!!! Just because we screw up every once in a while someones gotta make a joke out of it!!!