you tell me that im pretty, beautiful and true,
you say you hate my gutter mouth,
the way i talk, not good enough for you,
you want perfection,
a prim and proper lil miss,
to do your laundry, and cook you dinner,
not a girl like me, im to much a sinner,
you try to covert me,
and make me go to church,
i'd rather sit at home, and watch tv with lurch
i hate all your proper ways,
hate the way you want to change me,
the way you try to wash away,
everything that made me.
so many times i've walked away,
your right at my heels,
i cant get away fast enough,
before you pull in the reels.
being nice it just wont work,
so i'll just break it down,
your a f^ckin loser,
a douche bag through and through,
and i know that if your reading this,
you'll know its all about you,
so now i'm gonna walk away,
this time please dont follow,
i know this is a concept,
way to hard to swallow.

Wow.

can i barrow that cage i wanna put someone in it lol just for a minute or 12 lol

Heck yes you can!

you're not offensive to me.
someone once told me,
you cant please everybody.

me,I say...
if they dont like me...
oh well!

a guy-here-asked me out.
but,everytime we talked on the phone
all he kept asking is,
"can you cook?can you clean...?"

In my mind I said,
you dont want a date...you want a maid!
the hell with that!

all I'm saying is
be yourself.

Love me for who I am or dont love me at all...

Take me as I am, or take me to Jamaica... man...
Thank you thumbelinakat..
twas a pleasant read... nice...