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a bionic lobster with laser vision and super clamping strength OR a Zebra jacked on redbull, roids, and equiped with pistol nostrils?
I'm going with the lobster, that zebra is gonna crash hard when he comes down. |
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Oh no I'm going with the zebra... way more stamina, and much more range of motion than a lobster.
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a bionic lobster with laser vision and super clamping strength OR a Zebra jacked on redbull, roids, and equiped with pistol nostrils? I'm going with the lobster, that zebra is gonna crash hard when he comes down. I vote for the bacteria in the zebras intestines, with all the caffeine and steroids, those things could be huge! |
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Peyote anyone?
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Im going with this thread will not last long
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a bionic lobster with laser vision and super clamping strength OR a Zebra jacked on redbull, roids, and equiped with pistol nostrils? I'm going with the lobster, that zebra is gonna crash hard when he comes down. I vote for the bacteria in the zebras intestines, with all the caffeine and steroids, those things could be huge! good point |
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Lobster
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All the lobster needs to do is make one little cut, and with all the roids and caffeine going through the zebra's system, he will bleed out quickly
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All the lobster needs to do is make one little cut, and with all the roids and caffeine going through the zebra's system, he will bleed out quickly now we are talkin', zebra bleeds out in the 2nd I would say |
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Also lobsters have no cerebral cortex; therfore, no pain so the zebra can shoot all day
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The zebra is a much bigger target, and the lobster has laser vison (I'm assuming they took care of the cataracts when they did that), so I gotta go with the lobster.
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Edited by
peachiegirl28
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Tue 03/04/08 06:25 PM
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i like things that clamp...i saw lobster all the way
 and gotta love that laser vision
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the lobster would totally win...
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i want what he's smoking
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OMG people... the zebra just has to step on the lobster...
the lobster has NO range of motion and has no speed or agility... and the zebra can come up on the lobster from behind... and it's over. come on... give me a break with the lobster... I'm taking bets... zebra... I'll give 10 points on the lobster too... see how sure I am about this... |
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Zebra would have to get past the lobster's laser vision in order to get close enough. And bionic lobsters are harder to crush than regular ones.
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all he has to do is get him from behind... and he's all roided up....
I can't believe anyone would take the lobster... it is astounding to me... |
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yeah what he said...hellooooooo lasers
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Zebra would have to get past the lobster's laser vision in order to get close enough. And bionic lobsters are harder to crush than regular ones. exactly, theres no crushing the 6 billion dollar lobster |
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