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Topic: Attention all JSH attention whores
Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 03/03/08 02:27 PM
My grandmother says I am a catch ,, my dad thinks I am beautiful ... My friends think I am cool and what is not to love That is why you should pay attention to me ... Thats nice, but what about the important stuff?? Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

Dave0926 Joined Sun 03/02/08 Posts: 87	Mon 03/03/08 02:27 PM
Hey is there is booger in my nose? Notice me yet? Hello! Thanks. Hello miss booger! hehe

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Mon 03/03/08 04:23 PM
Cuz I have the best little damn whorehouse in Michigan you hiring? lmao does that come with dental ??

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Mon 03/03/08 04:24 PM
you know i am really hurt though....i made a thread "would you date me if i could deep throat a cucumber" and i only got 2 proposals and one offer to see his penis....that is garbage!!! i so deserved more than that I want to show you mine Kit whooooo hooooooooo oh yeah...now im cookin!!!

lil_bit Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1685	Mon 03/03/08 04:26 PM
Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? Now THAT's important stuff!

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Mon 03/03/08 04:27 PM
Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? Now THAT's important stuff! i can i can

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 03/03/08 04:27 PM
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? " -Beetlejuice

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Mon 03/03/08 07:11 PM
because I am who I am.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 03/03/08 07:12 PM
My grandmother says I am a catch ,, my dad thinks I am beautiful ... My friends think I am cool and what is not to love That is why you should pay attention to me ... Thats nice, but what about the important stuff?? Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? I can suck a golfball thru a garden hose ...

lil_bit Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1685	Mon 03/03/08 07:14 PM Edited by lil_bit on Mon 03/03/08 07:17 PM
My grandmother says I am a catch ,, my dad thinks I am beautiful ... My friends think I am cool and what is not to love That is why you should pay attention to me ... Thats nice, but what about the important stuff?? Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? I can suck a golfball thru a garden hose ... Yup..another important quality. LOL Thank you for exploiting the 'bimbo' factor this evening.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Mon 03/03/08 07:40 PM
...just thought it might be appropriate to bump this.

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Mon 03/03/08 07:43 PM
I think y'all are worth paying attention to. What a bunch of awesome people!

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 03/03/08 07:44 PM
My grandmother says I am a catch ,, my dad thinks I am beautiful ... My friends think I am cool and what is not to love That is why you should pay attention to me ... Thats nice, but what about the important stuff?? Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? I can suck a golfball thru a garden hose ... Yup..another important quality. LOL Thank you for exploiting the 'bimbo' factor this evening. jealous much ??

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Mon 03/03/08 07:46 PM
here's one that no other girl is going to come up with and if you guys don't take notice i'll be shocked... i'm not affraid to stick my arm in a cows backside to help her have a calf and have done it many times

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 03/03/08 07:46 PM
...just thought it might be appropriate to bump this. this is the easiest dirty pun waiting to happen...

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Mon 03/03/08 07:47 PM
...just thought it might be appropriate to bump this. this is the easiest dirty pun waiting to happen... LOL...oh, shoot...leave it to you, Cam

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 03/03/08 07:52 PM
if i heard a lady say that to me....

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 03/03/08 08:05 PM
My grandmother says I am a catch ,, my dad thinks I am beautiful ... My friends think I am cool and what is not to love That is why you should pay attention to me ... Thats nice, but what about the important stuff?? Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? I can suck a golfball thru a garden hose ... Now that's what I'm talking about!! Things that make you pay attention

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 03/04/08 10:18 AM
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? " -Beetlejuice OMG!!! I Love Beetlejuice!!!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 03/04/08 10:19 AM
I got gilted by a BLOW UP DOLL!!!!!!