... of this... If you have something worst, post it...

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pubic hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"

Whats worse than a bag full of dead kittens?

The one in the middle is still alive, trying to eats its way out.

Please refer to the garfield post from last night... Give me a sec...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?


















A dead poodle with an 18 inch *sshole.

nobody can top that??? That was an easy one

how do u know if an elephant was in ur frige?






























there are foot prints in the jello

What's the hardest part about ****ing a virgin?



Removing the diaper.




....I think I might have ya beat my friend.

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't f*ck her."

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?



















A: Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?


You don't **** an apple before you eat it.

How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?




























She could taste the blood on her son's penis.

How to you make a 6 year old cry twice?


Wipe your bloody **** on her favorite teddy bear.

Sh*t.... That was pretty bad...

Id say were even...that one about the blood on her sons penis was pretty harsh.

a little lighter...

What do you call 6.9?


















A good 69 interrupted by a period....

a classic...


Q. What's the definition of Trust?




























A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

and the worst of the night . . .

A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says,



























"When your mother leaves for work!"

and the worst of the night . . .

A girl is watching her father shower. She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" He looks at his watch and says,



























"When your mother leaves for work!"

Ha ha...good one.

This is my last for tonight.


What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Hey, get outta my son!

look forward to tomorrow night brother