One day, three friends went to this
"Gentlemen's Club."
One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

funny

your jokes are always funny

wow the American Ass-press card, lol cool.

crack kills

I got one.

A white man and a Asian man and A black man are in Hell. The Devil says to each one of them. " If I grab your balls and they melt in my hand you have to spend eternity in Hell with me". The Devil grabs the white man's ball and they melt. He spends eternity with Satan. He then grabs the Asian man's nuts and they melt. He shares the same fate as the white man. Satan then grabs the black mans balls and they don't melt. He grabs them again and they don't melt. Finally, Satan say's " Why don't your balls melt when I touch them." The black man retorts, " Melts in your mouth not in your hands".