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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 38
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 03/02/08 02:00 PM
grabs the Prep H an puts it on Gypsys tooth brush

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sun 03/02/08 02:01 PM
DUESSELDORF, Germany - Police are on the hunt for a bank robber who has snagged $25,000 by waving a pistol at three bank tellers recently. Who is this fearless rogue? A pleasant, 70 year-old woman whom they are calling Pistol Granny. The woman has robbed three banks with her calm and relaxed M.O. A police spokesperson said, She´s very professional, she always appears calm and relaxed and she always targets female cashiers. Security cameras illustrate that she likes to wear a disguise. The last one included sunglasses and a woolen hat. They have received over 50 tips from the public, but are interviewing suspects in a sensitive manner. It´s not as if we´re charging into old people´s homes and lining up grandmothers for questioning.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:02 PM
grabs the Prep H an puts it on Gypsys tooth brush <-------grabs the geritol and puts in purples "scones"

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/02/08 02:02 PM
Hell they should just let that woman go, she ain't hurting anyone

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:03 PM
Dear diary......I wanna be a granny bandit

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 03/02/08 02:03 PM
HA!!! I just finished eating THE LAST SCONE !! HA TO LATE ON THAT ONE!! old people are so slow.......

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sun 03/02/08 02:04 PM
I was trying to find the one they caught who was using a walker... no such luck.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 03/02/08 02:05 PM
that is funny cause I did just finish eating the last scone ! how did you know I made scones today....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:05 PM
HA!!! I just finished eating THE LAST SCONE !! HA TO LATE ON THAT ONE!! old people are so slow....... those things are nasty hackey sacks.......ppl should be shot for eating them!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/02/08 02:05 PM
That reminds me of when my grandma used to eat a chicken sandwich from McDs, she would eat the bun first, then the lettece, then the tomato, THEN the chicken

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:06 PM
<-----shoots purple with a pea shooter.......

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 03/02/08 02:06 PM
Dear diary......I wanna be a granny bandit I want a REALLY fast muscle car when I'm a granny

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Sun 03/02/08 02:06 PM
I like scones.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/02/08 02:09 PM
WTF is a scone?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:09 PM
<------SHOOTS ALL SCONE EATERS AND STARES AT HER TEETH AGAIN!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:09 PM
WTF is a scone? tHEY are these nasty dough bun things that sit in your stomach for about a year before they process.......

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/02/08 02:10 PM
Don't stare at my teeth, and don't shoot me cause i never seen a scone in my life woman

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:10 PM
its like eating a horse and not being able to swallow

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 03/02/08 02:10 PM
Scottish Scones are AWESOME !! and I dont think Gypsy has ever had one shes had "scones" wich are likely baking powder biscuits , dry an mealy hockey pucks INDEED! but NOT Scottish Scones.... <<<---- nose in air all offeneded.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/02/08 02:10 PM
<-----staring at my own teeth!!