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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 38 | |
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Love the Floyd ...
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blah..........negative.......
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Omg just found the Lyric's to it lmao
Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers naked, Couple in threes Grandparents swing from the ceiling. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Corporate chambers and office amore. Shenanigans outdoor and in. Resist and then later your find out there's more Regret in not doing the sin. Our lives have to die Of that there's no help My favourite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum. Then dies on the spot His corpse there still stuck, Left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to f^ck Personally I reckon it's worth it. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does everybody else get that feeling? ... Does everyone think...
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy???
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What time will you be home??
 Ooops ....were you talking to OC?? 
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy??? I suppose if you clean up your room first! and do those dishes!
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As the senior ranking officer here
 , I must ask WHY ??... not where or with whom, JUST WHY ??....
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy??? I suppose if you clean up your room first! and do those dishes! AND find a date for MOMMY TOOOooooooooo!!!! |
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What time will you be home?? Ooops ....were you talking to OC??
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 I want a date!!! |
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy??? I suppose if you clean up your room first! and do those dishes!  Oompa!!! 
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy??? I suppose if you clean up your room first! and do those dishes! AND find a date for MOMMY TOOOooooooooo!!!!
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Dear diary......I may be going out on thursday night.......after work........can i go mommy??? I suppose if you clean up your room first! and do those dishes! AND find a date for MOMMY TOOOooooooooo!!!! awwwwwwww jeeeeeez I just picture my lil ones face ........     ouch......
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<---plays THE BEATLES.......I FEEL FINE!!!
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come out here fresh
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Dear J ..... I am never answering the phone again .....
Later ladies ,and gents
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I need a Daddy!
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