Topic: this is funny i had to share it
Queene123's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:10 AM
Dear Sir / Madam,

I am Mr.Azzam Mahmud, Chairman of the Tender Committee in an oil
company. My Committee is principally concerned with payment of all contract
awarded from 2004 to date, in order of priority as regard capital
projects of our corporation.

I am positive and convinced that you would provide us with solution to
a money transfer deal valued at US$13 Million (Thirteen Million United
States Dollars) and subsequently a joint business venture. I will need
bank account in your country or offshore account.
I would like to invest the money in manufacturing of products. If you
have any other idea of investment, that would be welcomed by me. The
money will be bank-to-bank transfer with out any risk involved.

In the course of our duties as values, and project inspectors for the
on-going liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) project, we have over-invoiced the
value of some jobs done by foreign contractors to the tune of
US$13Million. As follows: -

(1) Computer optimization and Installation 4,000.000.00.
(2) Installation of 250,000.00 Monax Turbine$6,000.000.00
(3) Turn around Maintenance $3,000,000.00

The money will be shared as follows after transfer, 30% for you 70%
for me.

I know exactly how to present you / your company as the Beneficiary of
the funds. The transfer is bank-to-bank, there is no risk involved.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Azzam Mahmud.



THEY SAY NO RISK INVOLVED,YEA RIGHT JUST LOOSING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND YOUR LIFE?? there idiotslaugh laugh

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:12 AM
Soundslike some of the emails i get every week.

tinabelle's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:16 AM


don't you love those emails
(she says dripping with sarcasm and contempt)

explode

Queene123's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:17 AM
oh yea i get them all the time, even get statements about my bank account that i dont even have account with, or i would get a email from paypal, and its funny that email would go into my email addy for my website, and i dont use that for paypal. a old bf of mine his brother got something from paypal and he email them back with a password the said "f" you.. and of course it wasent the right password........ the best way to avoid getting hacker is change your passcode often or have a very strange one that no one would be able to figure out,, i had a hacker that got into my paypal along time ago and they tried to take $$$ that i didnt have, and i had it taken care of..

Derek_03's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:20 AM
durka durkalaugh laugh

scttrbrain's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:27 AM
I get these all the time.
Kat

tinabelle's photo
Sun 03/02/08 10:32 AM

so i think at this point i'm the beneficiary of several estates
in nairobi, denmark, and the uk, for a total of 17 bazillion pounds(uk of course),
i've been solicited as the perfect applicant to run and control
semi-conductor facility, and the japanese think i would be the perfect choice to oversee their food manufacturing and processing.

that should keep me busy for a good long time.
i pray i don't crumble under so much responsibility.

the pressure is too great - i may just blow explode

creationsfire's photo
Sun 03/02/08 11:14 AM
I have seperate account I use just for these reasons. First, I have the account and when I buy online or go to a website that wants an email addy, I give them that one....all my spam goes there and all I have to do is go in once a month to keep the account active and hit the delete all button. I dont even open them for fear of cookies that report such info and wheather you have opened it. It tells them the account is being used and then sell the information to companies. Thus, more bogus spam. Just dont open them. I know they are funny but you risk them getting the info and even Norton cant stop all the cookies, that is why I clear all of my temp files and cookies several tiems a day. Stay safe.