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Dear Sir / Madam,
I am Mr.Azzam Mahmud, Chairman of the Tender Committee in an oil company. My Committee is principally concerned with payment of all contract awarded from 2004 to date, in order of priority as regard capital projects of our corporation. I am positive and convinced that you would provide us with solution to a money transfer deal valued at US$13 Million (Thirteen Million United States Dollars) and subsequently a joint business venture. I will need bank account in your country or offshore account. I would like to invest the money in manufacturing of products. If you have any other idea of investment, that would be welcomed by me. The money will be bank-to-bank transfer with out any risk involved. In the course of our duties as values, and project inspectors for the on-going liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) project, we have over-invoiced the value of some jobs done by foreign contractors to the tune of US$13Million. As follows: - (1) Computer optimization and Installation 4,000.000.00. (2) Installation of 250,000.00 Monax Turbine$6,000.000.00 (3) Turn around Maintenance $3,000,000.00 The money will be shared as follows after transfer, 30% for you 70% for me. I know exactly how to present you / your company as the Beneficiary of the funds. The transfer is bank-to-bank, there is no risk involved. Yours Faithfully, Mr.Azzam Mahmud. THEY SAY NO RISK INVOLVED,YEA RIGHT JUST LOOSING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND YOUR LIFE?? there idiots |
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Soundslike some of the emails i get every week.
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don't you love those emails (she says dripping with sarcasm and contempt) |
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oh yea i get them all the time, even get statements about my bank account that i dont even have account with, or i would get a email from paypal, and its funny that email would go into my email addy for my website, and i dont use that for paypal. a old bf of mine his brother got something from paypal and he email them back with a password the said "f" you.. and of course it wasent the right password........ the best way to avoid getting hacker is change your passcode often or have a very strange one that no one would be able to figure out,, i had a hacker that got into my paypal along time ago and they tried to take $$$ that i didnt have, and i had it taken care of..
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durka durka
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I get these all the time.
Kat |
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so i think at this point i'm the beneficiary of several estates in nairobi, denmark, and the uk, for a total of 17 bazillion pounds(uk of course), i've been solicited as the perfect applicant to run and control semi-conductor facility, and the japanese think i would be the perfect choice to oversee their food manufacturing and processing. that should keep me busy for a good long time. i pray i don't crumble under so much responsibility. the pressure is too great - i may just blow |
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I have seperate account I use just for these reasons. First, I have the account and when I buy online or go to a website that wants an email addy, I give them that one....all my spam goes there and all I have to do is go in once a month to keep the account active and hit the delete all button. I dont even open them for fear of cookies that report such info and wheather you have opened it. It tells them the account is being used and then sell the information to companies. Thus, more bogus spam. Just dont open them. I know they are funny but you risk them getting the info and even Norton cant stop all the cookies, that is why I clear all of my temp files and cookies several tiems a day. Stay safe.
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