A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her under the eyes of her screaming
parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker says, "Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my whole
life."

The biker replies, "why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first
page. What motorcycle do you ride?"

The biker tells him, "a Harley Davidson."

The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

aint it the truth!