Topic: The Relationship With Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Over When... | |
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- The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. - You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show. - She starts every sentence with the words ... "To whom it may concern." - Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident." - The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit. - Her mother looks at you and starts laughing. - You are urged to stir your coffee "very well," before drinking it. - Your favourite easy chair is plugged into the wall outlet. - People are already referring to her as the "widow." - Your name is Fred but the new tattoo just below her navel reads ... "Joe's Place." |
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