Sunburn Treatment

A man goes on vacation to the Caribbean, quickly falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn.

Wincing in pain as even a slight wind touches his scorched skin, the man hobbles off to the local doctor for help.

The doctor takes one look at the man's legs and says, "I don't have anything to treat sunburn that bad. Try taking
these blue pills."

"I've got sunburn!" cries the man. "What the hell's Viagra going to do for me?"

"Well," the doctor replies, "it will help keep the sheets off your legs when you try to sleep tonight."