At 85
years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since
her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and
Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new
but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.


After the
wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected
"knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there
is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All
goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.


After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat
surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done,
Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is
set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again,
rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
"action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets
set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great
lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and
says:







"You
mean I was here already?"


The
moral of the story:

Senior moments do have their advantages