This morning on the I-4, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac doing 90 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.


In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Kenny and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, AND disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

ok make them wait til there 45 befor they can get a license

That's funny-but ohhhhhhhhh so true. See it every morning. Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boney are you from Tennesse??

hmmmm me thinks you missed the whole joke. psst it tells about how men aren't any better

you know if the man wasn't a perv and checking the woman out...maybe this wouldn't have happened

maby if th woman wasn't tryoing to get all fixed up so she go meet her man to perv,,,,,nun of this crap wouldn't be happening

ahhh boney my friend...walk with me, talk with me