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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 37
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Sat 03/01/08 10:35 AM
laugh laugh laugh noway

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Sat 03/01/08 10:35 AM
THEY ARE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AGAIN!!!noway noway noway noway

<------HIDES behind the couch!!!noway

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Sat 03/01/08 10:35 AM
It's Hammer time drinker bigsmile




Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time

Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

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Sat 03/01/08 10:35 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ,,,,,,,,
some one just hung up on me on the IM.....noway

he asked if I liked younger men
an I said
"" Yes ! I have to sons I love them dearly!!"

CLICK!! LMFAO!!explode

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Sat 03/01/08 10:35 AM

laugh Laugh's @ fresh laugh laugh and doe's it again laugh laugh laugh devil devil smooched

smooched love smooched

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Sat 03/01/08 10:36 AM
ok its nap time! BBL! drinker

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Sat 03/01/08 10:37 AM
laugh noway laugh Purple did you hear a dial tone??? LMAO

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Sat 03/01/08 10:37 AM
Okay, its 1:40 on the Easr Coast, I guess I should get dressed...

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Sat 03/01/08 10:37 AM
<--------cranks up MC HAMMER!!!

<------PUTS ON CLOGGS!!!laugh drinker laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 10:38 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ,,,,,,,,
some one just hung up on me on the IM.....noway

he asked if I liked younger men
an I said
"" Yes ! I have to sons I love them dearly!!"

CLICK!! LMFAO!!explode
Next time just talk to Them in French this will
Drive them Mad devil :tongue: devil :wink:

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Sat 03/01/08 10:38 AM

Okay, its 1:40 on the Easr Coast, I guess I should get dressed...


its 10:38 am here , why get dressed?laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 10:38 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ,,,,,,,,
some one just hung up on me on the IM.....noway

he asked if I liked younger men
an I said
"" Yes ! I have to sons I love them dearly!!"

CLICK!! LMFAO!!explode
lmaaaaaaao purple!!! I tell them all the time they could go skate boarding with my son but they still wont leave me alone!!!!noway Apparantly age is just a number!!noway laugh noway

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Sat 03/01/08 10:39 AM

ok its nap time! BBL! drinker
Have a good one cloudy drinker

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Sat 03/01/08 10:39 AM
I think I will just keep them around as play toys!!!devil devil devil devil

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Sat 03/01/08 10:41 AM

It's Hammer time drinker bigsmile




Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time

Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Rewind and play's it again devil devil devil

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Sat 03/01/08 10:41 AM
laugh laugh devil laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 10:42 AM
glasses Bunch of jabberwalkies

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Sat 03/01/08 10:43 AM
I have to admit though........these young guys know how to make a girl feel good about themselves.....devil :wink: laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 10:43 AM
Good morning Lisa flowerforyou

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Sat 03/01/08 10:43 AM
is that a CD your rewinding?? noway laugh

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