1) This is a picture of an octopus.
It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

3) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on
the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)

4) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can give you a shock. They have
to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

5) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
cold, and it makes my willy wacker smaller!!!
(Kevin age 6)

6) Divers have to be safe when they go under
the water. Two divers can't go down alone,
so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

7) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She
fell off when she was going very fast. She
says she won't do it again because water
fired right up her fat rear.
(Jule age 7)

number 5 is funny!

reminds me of the seinfeld show when george screamed "I WAS IN THE POOL!"

lmao i remember that one