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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your *****?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then." |
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nice
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Damnit!!!
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Sorry before for the translate my english is not good.
Two girls is making love together. One girl is married and the other is menstruate. The evening the husband comes back. Husband: "Hello my darling...oh my god your nose is bleeding" Wife : "I know I have taken door in my face this afternoon" Husband: "I suppose it was the restroom's door because you have some **** next to your lips." |
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