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"Do as I say, not as I do"
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My dad use to tell me that if I ate the seeds in an apple or watermelon or something that it would start growing inside of me.
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DONT TOUCH THOSE COOKIES!!! I MADE THEM FOR THE CHURCH!!!
 
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HERE YOU CAN EAT THE BURNT ONES!!!
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Use the wooden hangers!!! Not the wire hangers!!!
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Oh!! i rememered one!!!My mom always said "you'll never amount to anything"....here i am....
 
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DONT HAVE SEX!
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DONT HAVE SEX! 
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Edited by
werewolf_by_night_1
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Fri 02/29/08 02:29 PM
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my mom had a poem writen over the toilet it said.
if you tinkle or go poo, flush the toilet or ill be after you.
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Im still practicing no sex.......
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Im still practicing no sex.......
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"Don't eat that you'll get worms" refering to cookie dough
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