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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 36
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Sat 03/01/08 01:42 AM


Dear diary.......I offered my son a million dollars to do my yard work.........will he do it????huh














That is the million dollar question.....grumble grumble grumble

I bet the answer is NO!!!grumble grumble grumble


Offer it to me!!!!

Walls built? Lawns mowed, edges trimmed, weeding, mulching, gardens built?

Can do! Ask me!!! bigsmile laugh laugh laugh
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa youre too far!!! I should sell this place......its too much work for me!!!grumble grumble grumble

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Sat 03/01/08 01:43 AM

Women are going for canadians???? What??? I didnt get the memo!!!noway laugh noway laugh


Karma's from Montreal... isn't that in Canada??? huh :wink: laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 01:46 AM


Women are going for canadians???? What??? I didnt get the memo!!!noway laugh noway laugh


Karma's from Montreal... isn't that in Canada??? huh :wink: laugh laugh laugh
yaaaaaaaaaaaaa but he isnt a woman!!! Hmmmmmmmmm everyone wants the "different" flavas:tongue: laugh drinker

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Sat 03/01/08 01:47 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 03/01/08 01:48 AM
I didn't even want a milkshake let alone a different flavour!!!

I was happily minding my business in suspended land.... I'm innocent I tell ya!!! Innocent...!

I didn't even want another dog... I liked my life just how it was!!!noway noway noway noway

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Sat 03/01/08 01:48 AM
I hear ya!!! Im just here for the free chips and dip and blah!!! blahablablabalbalbal!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 01:49 AM
Dear diary.......there is something in sunchips that I swear its equal to :heart:

I think Im going to send jess and karma some for a wedding present!!!:tongue: bigsmile drinker

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Sat 03/01/08 01:49 AM
But I have rules!!!!

100's of rules!!!!!!

And I have issues with people who look like they are 12 telling me what to do!!!

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Sat 03/01/08 01:51 AM

But I have rules!!!!

100's of rules!!!!!!

And I have issues with people who look like they are 12 telling me what to do!!!
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!! That'll learn him!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

<-------gets ready for the orange jumpsuit!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 01:52 AM
omgggggggggg jess we would be such good friends!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 01:53 AM

omgggggggggg jess we would be such good friends!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



No kidding!!!!!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 01:55 AM
Where abouts are you in Oz??? Ya never know.......I may just show up on your doorstep....glasses bigsmile

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Sat 03/01/08 01:58 AM

Where abouts are you in Oz??? Ya never know.......I may just show up on your doorstep....glasses bigsmile


Queensland... look at the map... look North of Brisbane, up the coast...past Hervey Bay, past Bundaberg, south of Gladstone, there's sometimes on the map, 'Town of 1770', it;s our sister town...

and hurry up!!!glasses

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Sat 03/01/08 02:04 AM
geeeeeeeeeez your way up north!!!! I will show up one day!!! I have other friends in Queensland as well!!! When I went there I met my friends "Twat" and "George Jetson"......they were married and I brought oh crap I forget his name.....anyways.......george cried when I leftlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 02:12 AM
dEAR DIARY.......where is everyone???? You mean they have lives outside of the box????noway frown laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 02:16 AM
OOOps!!! I'm back!

I had to drop a cute 14 year old girl down the street to hang with her friends, she's sleeping over at my house...my youngest son, is so not into girls yet, he's 13 and didn't even notice her...laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/01/08 02:16 AM
U U U U U G G G G G G H H H H H H H

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Sat 03/01/08 02:18 AM

OOOps!!! I'm back!

I had to drop a cute 14 year old girl down the street to hang with her friends, she's sleeping over at my house...my youngest son, is so not into girls yet, he's 13 and didn't even notice her...laugh laugh laugh
OHHHHHHHHHHH he will!!!!devil noway

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Sat 03/01/08 02:19 AM

U U U U U G G G G G G H H H H H H H
you just wake up wiley????huh laugh or just come home from the bar????drinker

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Sat 03/01/08 02:20 AM


U U U U U G G G G G G H H H H H H H
you just wake up wiley????huh laugh or just come home from the bar????drinker


Just woke up. Sick. Trying to sleep and some joker calls here around 2AM and wakes me up. explode :angry: mad

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Sat 03/01/08 02:22 AM
I guess while I'm up though I'll make a hot toddy.

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