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| Topic: THE SCHOOL PLAY (My last one tonight) | |
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There were two little boys elected to be in the school play, each having a small line to recite.
The first boy had to say, “Oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill you soul with hope.” The second boy on hearing this was to say, “Hark, a pistol shot.” The night of the play arrived, and the two very nervous boys, each aware that his parents was in the front row, came onto the stage. Finally, it was time for the first boy to speak, and, being very nervous said, “Oh fair maid, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.” On hearing this, the second boy, even more upset said, “Hark, a histol spot, a pistol sh!t, a pit shot, a pot sh!t, a sh!t pot, a sh!t slot, a cow sh!t…bullsh!t…..bollocks, I didn’t want to be in the f*cking play in the first place.”   |
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