Topic: Jack Daniels.
uk1971's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:23 PM
There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend. And she says,
"I'll call my man 7-up."
They ask her,
"Why are you calling your man that,"
and she says,
"Because he's seven inches long and is always up. They ask the second girl what she calls her man. She says,
"I'll call my man Mountain Dew."
They ask,
"Why do you want to call your man that,"
and she says,"
Because he likes to Mount me and to Do me.
"They ask the third girl the same thing and she says, "I gonna call my man Jack Daniels."
They look at her puzzled and say,
"Why do want you call your man that, Jack Daniels is a Hard Liquor,"
and she says,
"Exactly."

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MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:24 PM
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BatCountry's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:28 PM
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Sharon31216's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:29 PM
i like that one!!laugh

Wonderbread's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:30 PM
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Godschosengirl's photo
Thu 02/28/08 08:31 PM
I knew I loved Jack for a reason.laugh :wink: drinker