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Topic: Fred's dead
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 02/28/08 08:17 PM
The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.per word. She thinks for a moment and says "Fred's dead." The man then informs her there is a five word minimum. She thinks for a moment and says "Okay... Fred's dead....... Buick for sale"

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good one

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