in a ski lodge from any 80's movie, the JSH'ers arrived. here to relax, maybe hit the slopes, maybe just sit by the fire with warm brandy and a drink for her so she puts out.

all is calm and peaceful, until a spooky green light begins to glow outside. as it gets brighter those inside the lodge notice those on the outside screaming, until their heads explode. hundreds of headless bodies stand then bow before the ship that brought the light.

then they turn and run blood squirting from their necks at the cabin, they surround the place. chunks of meat & bone are smashing the windows and the walls. The headless bodies are breaking in.

you have three options, 1) you take a scalding hot fire poker and try to fight your way out. 2) you pick up a log and try to club your way out or 3) you stand and wait, they want head, you want to keep yours, so how does one fight off hundreds, begging, pleading, squirting for head?

You really need a girlfriend brother

Man... that gangja you've been hittin' must be REALLY good...

have one, all the topics are boring, just trying to have some fun.

Is this a trick question?

in my pants, i had a cup of soup

yes, but a funny one.

and I just thought you had a bladder problems.

WHOOT WHOOT

Trekkie wannabe.......

I got a chuckle!

Yeah he's not single.
Loving it too.
Mmmm I would turn into Captian Planet and dump all the bodies into some radioactive waste, hopefully in turn killing them. If not I would seduce them then slip them some drugs and be on my marry way.