1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.





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2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.


3. The first truth is a lie.


4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.



5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.




6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

HAH I love this one! That was prime! I was actually doing it lol! Guess that makes me an idiot, and an even bigger idiot for still smiling.

Hmmm.... you promised us six truths here... but I can only find five in your statements. You liar!!
Actually, depending on how you decide to take the first statement, it could be true (which would still result in less that six truths from this post). Why... because you can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. In context, that could be all your teeth at the same time... or it could be all your teeth at any combination of times. So 'truth' #1 is both true and false.
If anyone read all that I totally dweebed that out...

what if you don't have any teeth!? Toothless idiots everywhere will never know the truth...they have to TRUST us