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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad! Rofl, check the other posts man before you post random stuff. I posted this like a month ago. |
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I'D HATE TO BE AN EGG |
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad! Rofl, check the other posts man before you post random stuff. I posted this like a month ago. Thats crazy, you know how long it would take to find a post from a month ago? |
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad! Rofl, check the other posts man before you post random stuff. I posted this like a month ago. Thats crazy, you know how long it would take to find a post from a month ago? pretty easy since i can find your first post in like 2 minutes. |
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad! Rofl, check the other posts man before you post random stuff. I posted this like a month ago. Thats crazy, you know how long it would take to find a post from a month ago? pretty easy since i can find your first post in like 2 minutes. Wonder hun you should be a mod |
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Rofl, i should.
Someone nominate me! rofl. |
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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad! Rofl, check the other posts man before you post random stuff. I posted this like a month ago. Thats crazy, you know how long it would take to find a post from a month ago? pretty easy since i can find your first post in like 2 minutes. You'd have to know the exact title or read every post ever posted to know where an exact post is.. that's crazy talk.. lol |
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