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Cmigic Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 532	Wed 02/27/08 10:12 PM
A bhuddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything"

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 02/27/08 10:13 PM Edited by soxfan94 on Wed 02/27/08 10:13 PM
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emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Wed 02/27/08 10:14 PM


redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Wed 02/27/08 10:15 PM
I dont get it

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Wed 02/27/08 10:15 PM
So this Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he’d like to have, and the monk says “Make me one with everything.” The vendor hands the hotdog to the monk and says "That’ll be two dollars." The monk hands a five to the vendor, who places the five in his cash register and closes the drawer. The monk asks "What about my change?", and the vendor replies ”Change must come from within.” Whole story Nuff Said.

Pjinkysmom63 Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 331	Wed 02/27/08 10:15 PM
Mustard and chili.......please

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Wed 02/27/08 10:15 PM
ummm..how is that funny?

emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Wed 02/27/08 10:15 PM
So this Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he’d like to have, and the monk says “Make me one with everything.” The vendor hands the hotdog to the monk and says "That’ll be two dollars." The monk hands a five to the vendor, who places the five in his cash register and closes the drawer. The monk asks "What about my change?", and the vendor replies ”Change must come from within.” Whole story Nuff Said. Much betteR!!

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Wed 02/27/08 10:16 PM
ahh thats better

Cmigic Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 532	Wed 02/27/08 10:17 PM
So this Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he’d like to have, and the monk says “Make me one with everything.” The vendor hands the hotdog to the monk and says "That’ll be two dollars." The monk hands a five to the vendor, who places the five in his cash register and closes the drawer. The monk asks "What about my change?", and the vendor replies ”Change must come from within.” Whole story Nuff Said. Nice...I just thought that on up one day in Toronto when I saw a bunch of Hari Krishnas of all things near a hotdog vendor by Union Station.....I like your better though...

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Wed 02/27/08 10:18 PM
rofl, its been around a while, and someone always posts just the first part and it confuses people. I just try and help out

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 02/27/08 10:18 PM
So this Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor. The vendor asks what he’d like to have, and the monk says “Make me one with everything.” The vendor hands the hotdog to the monk and says "That’ll be two dollars." The monk hands a five to the vendor, who places the five in his cash register and closes the drawer. The monk asks "What about my change?", and the vendor replies ”Change must come from within.” Whole story Nuff Said. Thank you.

emilie013 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 235	Wed 02/27/08 10:18 PM
rofl, its been around a while, and someone always posts just the first part and it confuses people. I just try and help out Much appreciated. I was very confused. Wouldn't have slept tonight.

Cmigic Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 532	Wed 02/27/08 10:20 PM
ok then try my next one, thought of this one while doing dry gash and melting the plastic while in the gulf in 2002.....thread will be smuffette

soxfan94 Joined Mon 05/28/07 Posts: 3384	Wed 02/27/08 10:26 PM
ok then try my next one, thought of this one while doing dry gash and melting the plastic while in the gulf in 2002.....thread will be smuffette These are all jokes which previously existed...please don't embarrass yourself by pretending that you made them up.